Stupid Quotes and Sayings

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
-Richard (Dicky) Nixon

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.
- Bob Dole

Being stupid is its own reward.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.

I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.
-George Bush

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

You guys line up alphabetically by height.
- Bill Peterson

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost aything.

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
- Marion Barry