STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
-Richard (Dicky) Nixon
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
- Bob Dole
Being stupid is its own reward.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.
I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.
-George Bush
Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
- Bill Peterson
If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost aything.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
- Marion Barry
Friday, June 20, 2008
Cute Sayings and Quotes
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
Love those who love you forget those who forget you.
The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon but its echo last a lot longer.
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
- Elizabeth Bowen
No matter what they take from me they cant take my dignity.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
I think i am falling asleep, but then all it means is that i will always be dreaming of you.
Don’t make her wait for you, just because you know she will .
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same .
When all you think about is your one and only, you’ve found your only one.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
- Sophocles
Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care.
- Carl S. Avery
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
- Milwaukee Journal
Love those who love you forget those who forget you.
The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon but its echo last a lot longer.
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
- Elizabeth Bowen
No matter what they take from me they cant take my dignity.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
Alter your attitude and you can alter your life.
I think i am falling asleep, but then all it means is that i will always be dreaming of you.
Don’t make her wait for you, just because you know she will .
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same .
When all you think about is your one and only, you’ve found your only one.
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
- Sophocles
Love enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of you partner's hand, knowing they will be handled with care.
- Carl S. Avery
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
- Milwaukee Journal
Sweet Quotes and Sayings
My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a sweet surprise.
In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look.
There are some errors so sweet that we repent them only to bring them to memory.
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit.
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
- Hellen Keller
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
The way to find out if you love someone or not, is by talking to them. The more you talk to them the more you either hate them or love them.
We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.
- Mother Teresa
Love waits for one thing, the right moment.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a sweet surprise.
The truth is that life is delicious, horrible, charming, frightful, sweet, bitter, and that is everything.
A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
I want to be the only one to get the chance to see how amazing you really are.
If you’re not the one, then why doses my heart tells me that you are?
In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look.
There are some errors so sweet that we repent them only to bring them to memory.
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit.
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
- Hellen Keller
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
The way to find out if you love someone or not, is by talking to them. The more you talk to them the more you either hate them or love them.
We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.
- Mother Teresa
Love waits for one thing, the right moment.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
My heart smiled when you kissed my lips. What a sweet surprise.
The truth is that life is delicious, horrible, charming, frightful, sweet, bitter, and that is everything.
A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
I want to be the only one to get the chance to see how amazing you really are.
If you’re not the one, then why doses my heart tells me that you are?
Alcohol Quotes and Sayings
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
- Homer Simpson
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.
- Don Marquis
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
- Knute Rockne
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
Draft beer, not people.
Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
- Francis Scott
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
- Robert Benchley
- Homer Simpson
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.
- Don Marquis
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
- Samuel Johnson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
- Knute Rockne
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
Draft beer, not people.
Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
- Francis Scott
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
- Robert Benchley
Love Quotes and Sayings
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
Love cannot be defined in words it can only be felt.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
- Lynda Barry
Love builds bridges where there are none.
Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
- Swedish Proverb
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.
There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder.
- Charles Morgan
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
- Eric Fromm
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
- W. Somerset Maugham
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
- Proverb
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
LOVE is the reason why I still lived in this crazy world.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
- Peter Ustinov
Life without love is like a tree without fruit.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
The art of love... is largely the art of persistence.
- Albert Ellis
Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.
Who, being loved, is poor?
- Oscar Wilde
There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
- Frank A. Clark
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
- Jean Anouilh
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
- Ben Hecht
Love burns across the infinitude.
- Meriel Stelliger
- Albert Einstein
Love cannot be defined in words it can only be felt.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
- Lynda Barry
Love builds bridges where there are none.
Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
- Swedish Proverb
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.
There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder.
- Charles Morgan
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.
- Eric Fromm
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
- W. Somerset Maugham
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
- Proverb
If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
LOVE is the reason why I still lived in this crazy world.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
- Peter Ustinov
Life without love is like a tree without fruit.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
The art of love... is largely the art of persistence.
- Albert Ellis
Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.
Who, being loved, is poor?
- Oscar Wilde
There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
- Frank A. Clark
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
- Jean Anouilh
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
- Ben Hecht
Love burns across the infinitude.
- Meriel Stelliger
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